Wednesday, May 07, 2008

too funny

A nurse walks into a bank. Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.

She looks at the flabbergasted teller and without missing a beat says:

'Well, that's great..........that's really great..........Some asshole's got my pen.'

4 comments:

sue dionne said...

Cute Joke! I enjoyed the one about the sunburn to, poor fella!
Reminds me of the truck full of viagra that crashed on the Tower Drive Bridge, they are still trying to get the bridge down! Ha!Ha!
Humor helps the stressful days, gotta have it! Thanks for all the neat pics you share, I always enjoy your blogs. Will say a prayer for your friends sister. Have a good one!

MTB Girl said...

HAHAHAHAHA. That one was really funny.

D A N O said...

Nice! I'll share that with a nurse friend I have...
:-)

Rasmussen Bike Shop said...

Haha! Nice race at Iola, didn't realize that you were movin' on up! Not sure when I'll make it up there, lot's of races happenin' down here in IA, NE, MN and MO. Doubt that I'll make it to Wausau even though it's one of my fav's. Git an Iowa/Nebraska race that weekend. Good luck at Geneva!