Funny

SUNBURN...
A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got
horrible sunburn, specifically to his upper legs. He went
to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being
diagnosed with second-degree burns. With his skin already
starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, the
doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with
saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every
four hours.
The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, 'What good
will Viagra do for him, Doctor'?
The doctor replied, 'It won't do anything for his
condition, but it'll keep the sheets off his legs.'